Important and Life Changing Information: What is the Coffee Like?

Australia coffee is good. They all hate Starbucks. Are those two things related? I'm not sure.
Anyway, if you go to a coffee shop here the coffee is wonderful and smooth and creamy. Like a little coffee waterfall running over your tongue.

Splendid. Absolute caffeinated bliss.

However, if you order coffee somewhere that is not a coffee establishment... it takes like mud in a cup. Or maybe poison. Either way, it should not go down your throat. It is not worthy of being in your body.
At least, that has been my experience so far.

Also, apparently in this part of the country a cappuccino has chocolate sprinkled on top. Everywhere you go, this is how they give them to you. There really isn't a reason for it, but it happens. And who would complain about a little chocolate to sweeten their morning?